Meh if were going to start with maddie jokes,
Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again.
The McCanns have offered to help.
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A Catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street one day when they see a pair of angelic-looking 12-year-old boys playing football in the park.
The priest turns to the rabbi, nudges him in the ribs and says:
"I tell you what; let's go and screw those boys"
The rabbi looked at him curiously and answered:
"Out of what?"
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